Florida Court sets Atheist Holy Day

I don't know if it's true or not, but it should be!

In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days.

The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.

Here is the Big One I'm still pondering...

God created Adam and Eve. If he had not created anyone else, then how did we all get to be here without insest? Also, If Eve had taken the fruit from the Tree of Life first would she have had to birth the entire population of the planet to keep mankind free from sin? It looks to me like it all went exactly the way God planned it!

...In the Garden

Q: What was so special about the Garden of Eden?

A: 1. The Tree of Life grew there (which was not mentioned as forbidden)
2. The Tree of Knowledge grew there (the Forbidden Fruit)
3. Man was made from the soil there
4. Man's first home was there
5. It is where God gave man his first job - Gardener
6. No weeds grew in this gardener's paradise
7. Moisture for growth misted up from the earth rather than raining down from the sky
8. It is where God gave all the creatures the names which Adam called them
9. God gave Adam his gift there - Eve
10. It is where man's free will first brought out sin
11. Satan won his victory there
12. And God first revealed his plan for man's salvation there

Three? In one place?

Q: (More like a comment that needs expalining. Sort of the Q and A backwards.) Everyone knows that three people can't be in the same space at the same time, therefore the trinity is a myth.

A: Science! It has been proven that light has three primary colors; red, blue, and yellow. These three colors make up all the variations that can exist, and all the colors are present in white light. When you see a white light the primary colors and all the other variations are existing in the same space at the same time. God created the light with His words, "Let there be light"! So if the lights can be everywhere, together, why not God?

...in His image...

Q: If God created man in His image, why aren't we perfect?

A: I believe the image we were created in is that of the Trinity, not that of Divinity. The Trinity consists of three parts; the Father (God), the Spirit (Holy Ghost) and the Son (Christ) are God; just as the husband (man), the wife (woman) and the offspring (children) are man. Each individual is a part of the family, living as one unit.

In the Beginning...

This will be my attempt to answer some of life's tough questions, Bible related or not, the way I see them.
I'm not a Preacher, but I have some ideas.
If you have a question - I'll try to find an answer that makes sence.
Or I'll just give you answers to the questions I used to have.